{"id":719,"date":"2013-10-28T15:15:20","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T19:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/?p=719"},"modified":"2013-10-28T15:15:20","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T19:15:20","slug":"train-wreck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/train-wreck\/","title":{"rendered":"Train Wreck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Due to a signal malfunction at Times Square, express trains will be running local at this time,&#8221; the obnoxiously calm voice said over the speakers barely audible enough to hear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fuck,&#8221; I replied mentally.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Due to a signal malfunction at Times Square, this will be the last stop.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please transfer to the R,F,D, or M tria -&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Blah blah blah go to hell you monster.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s bad enough that the MTA dare raise our fares to two dollars and fifty cents, but whenever I take the train from Flushing during rush hour, and even a bit earlier, I feel like I&#8217;m being smuggled to the city. Ever have a grandma half your size shove you out of the way? I have, and there&#8217;s no way she could&#8217;ve done it if I wasn&#8217;t caught off guard and I didn&#8217;t let her, but I did because what would it look like if I had shoved her back? Plus I&#8217;m not generally interested in hurting people either. You have to admire her balls, but then I suppose she knew a dope when she saw one.<\/p>\n<p>The digital display of my cell phone, pale in the midday light on the elevated platform of wherever the fuck I was, showed me that it was past seven o&#8217;clock. Calculating that I&#8217;d be at least fifteen minutes late on the local, I knew that I&#8217;d be at least forty-five minutes late due to the detour. There was no sense in going further. My evening class had been cancelled as well.<\/p>\n<p>I walked toward the stairs leading downward. My descent was surrounded by a miasma of bodies and misery, which I was a part of. I ended up on the other side of the train station, my senses coming back to me more fully when I hear that voice again, &#8220;you&#8217;re next train will be arriving in nine minutes.&#8221; Not more than five seconds after, &#8220;you&#8217;re next train will be arriving in ten minutes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just a voice, I know; a person like me or you, but that voice is representing the MTA, the Mass Transit Assholes. I know that shit happens, and things break down. We are all aware that shit doesn&#8217;t always work, but God dammit, I&#8217;m not paying for this mess.<\/p>\n<p>And yet I am. I already have. Two fares today spent and I didn&#8217;t get anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Due to a signal malfunction at Times Square, express trains will be running local at this time,&#8221; the obnoxiously calm voice said over the speakers barely audible enough to hear. &#8220;Fuck,&#8221; I replied mentally. &#8220;Due to a signal malfunction at Times Square, this will be the last stop.&#8221; &#8220;You bitch.&#8221; &#8220;Please transfer to the R,F,D, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fall13"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":721,"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions\/721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.meadmedia.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}